Can we have a Digital Detox?
Get out of my Facebook and give me MySpace she Tweeted.
I really miss MySpace actually.
Sorry but I’m just not Pinterested anymore.
I’m getting you’re feeling a bit etsy.
Look, I thought we were good but the Flickr‘s gone out.
Stop twittering and just say what you mean.
Don’t look at me with those Google eyes. I’m not twittering youtube. I feel like I’m caught in a web. I’m serious. It’s over.
What not even friendsters? You don’t want to be linkedin? No more skype? What about all those likes you gave me. Am I never going to see your facebook again?
No more, I’m kinda sick of you googling me. I should have been able to spotify that this was not going to work. I’m done with you social media. It just feels empty now. The novelty’s worn off.
Okay no need to be so snapchat with me. I’m getting reddit to go then. I’ll be gone in an instagram.
Wait. I’m not ready to cut off completely. Can we just take a break?
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